why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.
kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.
"I’m not a one direction fan per say…"
"I love Iggy Azalea.."
GUYS. #WelcomeToNewYork will be up on iTunes any minute now. This is not a drill!! GO GO GO
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GIVE IT TO ME
"demi doesnt rlly wanna collab with 1d" but did i ask?
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
I hate when white people start talking to me about their tans because at that point I have to do everything in my power to avoid the obligatory putting of their arm next to mine and saying they’re almost as “tan” as me
I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast